Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Damn, they're good

Limber up your flag-waving arms, my friends - our brave boys have won another crushing victory against the forces of evil.

But it's not all good news. These Taliban johnnies may have a bit of a blind-spot when it comes to ethics, but they're top-hole at organic chemistry:

Officials believe the area - near to the Taliban stronghold of Quetta in Pakistan - was turning dried cannabis leaves into heroin.

Why are we fighting these guys when we should be hiring them to make petrol from sand?

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