Even before tonight's vote allowing human/animal hybrids (not as cool as it sounds, alas), it seems that Britain's scientists were wreaking havoc with nature. Deep in a lab somewhere beneath Westminster, a terrifying new organism has emerged from its swollen pupa. It looks like Gordon Brown, but someone appears to have implanted a spine.
Coming out, publicly, on one side of a divisive issue? What manner of beast is this, that walks like the PM yet falleth not between two stools? Next thing you know he'll stop dismissing expert advice in the hope it'll win votes from Mail readers. Hell, he might even start acting like he believes in his government's achievements over the past 10 years.